1 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,123 [ distant bells tolling ] 2 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:25,911 [ rings doorbell ] 3 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:34,877 Good morning.Morning. 4 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,923 I'd, uh, like To introduce myself. 5 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:42,014 Um, I'm your neighbor, From upstairs. Laurence. 6 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:46,018 How do you do? How do you do? 7 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:47,759 It's 5:30 in the morning. 8 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,546 Ah.And I have alsolived here... 9 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:54,375 For three years now. 10 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:57,160 Well... Welcome. 11 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,988 Thank you. 12 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,645 Was there anything else? 13 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:05,995 A cup of tea might be nice. 14 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:08,302 Cup of tea? 15 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:15,526 [ laurence ] How--how are we gonna do this? 16 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:18,094 Are you going To ask me questions, 17 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:22,881 Or do I just talk?Whichever you prefer. 18 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:26,058 - that's the couch, right? - the sofa, yes. 19 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:30,019 Do I sit or lie?What do most people do? 20 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:32,674 Most people sit.Right. 21 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:40,116 I want to talk about love,friendship and deceit. 22 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,511 I-I want to talk about the factthat up until three days ago,there were three people... 23 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:47,776 Friends, best friends,since their first day at school: 24 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:50,779 Frank, daniel and me. 25 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:54,174 We just looked outfor each other, or, at least,I looked out for them. 26 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:57,220 That's the wayit's always been. 27 00:02:57,264 --> 00:03:00,354 Anyway, three peoplewhose lives were okay. 28 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:04,532 Not perfect, but okay.But that was three days ago. 29 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:11,278 Daniel was in the states,finalizing some record deal,and was on his way home. 30 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:14,411 Mate, what can I say? You rock, man.I know. 31 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,326 I'm very excited. Chuck, we'll speak.Thanks a lot. 32 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,241 Take care.Bye. 33 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,988 [ laurence ]He's this hotshot executivein the music business. 34 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:28,991 You know the type:reinvented the '70ssingle-handed, 35 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:32,690 Only flies first-class,hits on every good-lookingwoman in sight, 36 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:36,738 Which always leads to problemswith frank. 37 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:39,523 Frank. [ sighs ]What can I tell youabout frank? 38 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:42,134 He's a penniless,out-of-work actor... 39 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:44,702 Consumed with envy for daniel,and I'm the onestuck in the middle. 40 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:47,966 There had been some competitionover a french actress, 41 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,447 And frank wouldn'tstop talking about iton the way to dinner that night. 42 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,536 Nicky the agentcalls me up, all right? 43 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,538 She's got this french actresscoming over from paris, 44 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,453 And she's throwing thisbig dinner partyin her honor. 45 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,064 She needs men.So she wants meto bring daniel... 46 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:02,329 'cause she's read some articlein some bloody magazine abouthow bloody eligible he is. 47 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:06,115 All right, so we get to thisrestaurant, and this frenchactress is like this bombshell. 48 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:11,251 Right? So nicky takes me,me, and places me next tobombshell woman, place of honor. 49 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:14,254 The conversation throughthe evening is really funny,like, really, you know-- 50 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:18,562 It turns out that she hasgot this break in her schedulecoming up the following weekend, 51 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,782 And she wants meto give her a call. 52 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:24,176 So, next day, I give her A call. No reply. 53 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:27,223 The day after that, I give her a call. No reply. 54 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,270 The next day, nicky Phones me up to tell me... 55 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:33,011 That bombshell woman Has gone to venice With bloody daniel. 56 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:35,100 Now answer me a question. Is that the behavior Of a friend? 57 00:04:35,144 --> 00:04:37,102 Well--I'll tell you, the only Reason he was interested... 58 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,322 Was 'cause I was interested. Frank, don't be so paranoid. 59 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,498 -what will you have?-so I try and convince myself... 60 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,545 This stuff you always go on About how we're the closest Friends we'll ever have. 61 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,547 You want to know the truth? I hate him. 62 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:49,027 I hate him. He hates me. 63 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:51,726 There's a pleasing kind Of symmetry to it. 64 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:55,904 We both hate each otherwith the kind of commitment youonly get from childhood friends. 65 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,471 Next time I see him, I'm gonna break his nose. 66 00:04:57,514 --> 00:05:00,604 Break his nose, Then his bloody jaw. Jesus christ! 67 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:03,259 [ continues ranting ][ laurence ]He went on and on... 68 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,261 In the waythat only frank can. 69 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,089 The acting thingwas getting him down. 70 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:10,222 He hadn't worked in years,and he was in a bad way. 71 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:12,399 I needed to talkto daniel, 72 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:16,185 But daniel was in minneapolisand about to cause useven more trouble. 73 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:23,323 It all beganwith something as simpleas a trolley. 74 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:28,197 [ woman over p.A. System ]The white zone isfor immediate loading... 75 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,852 And unloadingof passengers only. 76 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:33,158 No parking. 77 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,857 Sorry, that's mine.I beg your pardon? 78 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,250 That's my cart.No, no, no, because I saw it All the way back there. 79 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,252 No, no, I just put $1.50in the machine. 80 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,864 Really?Yes. 81 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:45,562 Well, then, It's yours.Thank you. 82 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:48,217 [ groans ]Hey, let me help you With that, please. 83 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:51,916 Thank you.I always heard you british guyswere gentlemen. 84 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,092 You are british, aren't you?English, actually. Yeah. 85 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:57,052 "English, actually."That's where I'm going:london. 86 00:05:57,095 --> 00:06:00,142 Uh-huh.Yep. Thanks. 87 00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:02,971 I like the bags.You got the whole set, huh? 88 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:06,235 - yeah. - sharp. 89 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:16,506 [ daniel ]Do you see that woman over therewith the yellow top on? 90 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:21,076 I want you to upgrade her Ticket and put her In the seat next to me. 91 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:24,166 [ chuckles ] I'm sorry. I can't do that. 92 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:27,343 Why not?She's on a different flight. 93 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,041 A different-- 94 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:32,435 But she said She was going to london.[ clerk ] Oh, she is, 95 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:37,440 But two hours later and, rathercrucially in this case I think,with a different airline. 96 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:40,138 Oh, come on. You people have deals With each other. 97 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,140 You can fix something. 98 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:44,795 In this case, you needto buy a fresh ticket. 99 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:48,233 That's $5,000. One way. 100 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:51,193 Now, are you sureyou don't wantto think about this? 101 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:54,370 You know, airportsdo funny things to people.I've made up my mind. 102 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:58,026 In that case, you wantto bring the lady over, sir?I need to see her passport. 103 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:00,507 No, no, no, You don't understand. 104 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,640 This has to be A coincidence, right? 105 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:04,946 She mustn't know I did this. 106 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:06,251 What do you want meto do, sir? 107 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:08,819 Well, make up some excuse... 108 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:11,779 About the flight being fullor there's a special offer... 109 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:13,433 Or maybe this airline Just picked her. 110 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,609 "Just picked her"? 111 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:25,793 [ attendant ]Here's your seat, madam. 112 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,665 Champagne? 113 00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:33,453 [ woman chuckling ]Here come the freebies. 114 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,542 It's just that word. 115 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,892 "Complimentary."It really gets me going. 116 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:39,894 It's like if drinks Are on the house... 117 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:42,897 My first thought isn't: "Oh, how fabulous, How wonderful." 118 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:46,030 No, it's: "How many?"Not that I'm an alcoholic. 119 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:49,120 Now, my ex-husband, jerry--would-would-would you Excuse me one moment? 120 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:52,080 [ economy passengers fussing ] 121 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:55,344 [ baby gurgling ][ passengers Chattering ] 122 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:59,217 [ laurence ]Something had gone wrong. 123 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:01,219 Daniel neededto make a decision. 124 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:04,135 At the time it wasabout first class or economy, 125 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:07,835 Not something you'd thinkwould change the restof our lives. 126 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:09,445 But a lot can happenin three days. 127 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:13,493 And in three days, It's all fallen apart. 128 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:40,998 Hi.[ sighs ] Hi. 129 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:44,088 [ chuckles ]This is weird, huh?Yes, it is. 130 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,569 [ continues chuckling ]I'm martha, by the way. 131 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,702 Daniel.Daniel. 132 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:51,356 Hello. That's me.Danielwith the matching bags. 133 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:58,363 Oh, do you wantto hear somethingincredible?Yeah, sure. 134 00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:01,236 I'm standing in line,you know, waiting to check in, 135 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:05,066 When this man in uniformwalks up to me and he's like, 136 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:08,199 "Congratulations, madam. You are the 100,000th passenger... 137 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:10,201 To fly on this airlinethis route this year." 138 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,595 Really?Yes."And to mark the occasion, 139 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:16,207 A completely different airlinewould like to fly youfirst-class to london." 140 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,731 [ laughing ]Wow. 141 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:21,212 Do you have any ideahow much those seats cost?Remind me. 142 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:25,042 Five thousand dollars.[ gasps, sighs ] 143 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:29,612 I mean, what kind of a jackasswould waste money like that,you know? 144 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:32,572 [ martha laughing ] [ laughing ] 145 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:36,706 I told him to give me The cash, but he wouldn't. [ laughing ] 146 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,186 So I sold The ticket to a woman Who couldn't wait... 147 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:42,625 To give me $2,000for it.Two thousand dollars. 148 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,323 Plus, you know, my seat's fine.I feel good. 149 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,325 [ laughing ][ laughing ] 150 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:51,112 I feel great.How do you feel?Great. 151 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,128 [ woman ]Oh, those look fabulous.Are they kosher prawns? 152 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:10,653 [ sniffing food ]Would you like one Of these? Sir? 153 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,046 [ male passenger ]I'm fine, thank you. 154 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,875 [ shuts curtain ] 155 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:23,057 Oh. Just can't keep awayfrom each other.Yeah. [ laughing ] 156 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:26,843 Captain just said we've gota tailwind, which means we'llbe in london half an hour early, 157 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,845 Oh, yeah, yeah.Which is great. 158 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,847 Someone meeting you there?Uh-uh. 159 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,023 Do you know anyonein london?No. 160 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:36,157 Is it your first timeout of the states?Maybe. 161 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,420 [ sighs ] 162 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:43,512 So, why london?Paris was $300. 163 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:46,341 Oh?L.A. Was 188. 164 00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:49,692 Mexico city was 350. Seattle was 130. 165 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,738 London was 99.[ steward ]Excuse me. 166 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:54,349 You're coming to londonbecause it was $99?Yeah. 167 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:58,135 It seemed like A good place to start.Start what? 168 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,662 The rest of my life. 169 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,714 You mean you're Never going back? 170 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,586 Nothing to go back for... 171 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,851 Except working like a mule,an apartment I can't afford, 172 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:22,856 And... A man who used meto amuse his friends.Oh, wow. 173 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,988 [ sighs ] 174 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,991 You think I'm crazy?No, no, no, no. Of course, I don't. 175 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:30,733 Well, actually, yes. Yes, I do. 176 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,867 How much money did you bring?Do you mind me asking?Thirty-five dollars. 177 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,652 Thirty-five dollars. They'd have put you On the first plane back. 178 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,263 [ softly ] Yeah, right. 179 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:42,179 Even with nice, britishgentlemen like yourself around,daniel? 180 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:45,139 Hmm? 181 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:48,533 The ticket, daniel.What ticket? [ pulls down shade ] 182 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,710 [ mocks british accent ]"What ticket?" 183 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:54,235 You didn't expect meto believe that story,did you? 184 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:58,761 - ah, the 100-- - look, please, I'm flattered, really. 185 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:01,372 No one's ever done anything Like that for me before. 186 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,028 Thank you. 187 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,075 [ raises shade ] 188 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:11,905 Plus, now I have $2,035. 189 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:27,529 [ daniel ]Our conversation earlier, idon't think you're crazy at all. 190 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:32,142 I work 70 hours a week,and I earn a fortune, 191 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,144 And you knowhow big my flat is? 192 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,712 Three thousand square feet. 193 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:42,239 The day after I moved in,I paid half a dozen people I'dnever met before to decorate it. 194 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:45,634 And one of the rooms They called the library, 195 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,984 And they filled it Full of books, 196 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:50,900 Thousands of books On every subject. 197 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,989 And they're all secondhand. 198 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:57,037 - you know why? - it was cheaper? 199 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,300 No, so it looks like They've been read. 200 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:03,870 Ah.[ turns light off ] 201 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:10,180 You see, I have the home Of a widely read, Widely traveled, 202 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:14,663 Deeply interesting man With taste. 203 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:18,058 And that's not you.No. 204 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,713 Not even the interesting bit? 205 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,983 You know what you should do? 206 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:33,421 You should just pack upand clear out. 207 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,510 Bring things backfrom your travels. 208 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,905 You know,putting the books up one by oneafter you've read them. 209 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,125 Just pack up And go, huh? 210 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,606 Mm-hmm. 211 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:49,219 To hell with the consequences,you know. 212 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,266 Yeah, one day I might just do that. 213 00:13:54,007 --> 00:14:03,886 ♪♪ 214 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,903 Look, um,I shouldn't be doingthis, okay, 215 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,645 But there's this hotelmy company hasan arrangement with, 216 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,082 And as a welcome to london and a token of goodwill, 217 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,084 I'd like you to stay thereon your first night. 218 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,043 Mm-mm, no. You know I can't accept that.Whoa, whoa, whoa. 219 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:34,090 No strings.No strings.Please. 220 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,658 And you have to join mefor lunch tomorrow. 221 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,008 That's the catch. That's the catch.You think that's the catch? 222 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:42,011 Many people would be delightedby that.Oh, yeah. 223 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,274 So, that's the addressof the hotel, okay,and here's my card. 224 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,711 Daniel with the matching Bags. Cute. 225 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,713 Does it say thaton the card?Yeah. 226 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,151 Well, no.No. 227 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:54,937 So you ring me tomorrow,yeah?Oh, yeah, I won't forget. 228 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,983 You won't forget?Uh-uh. First thing. 229 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,028 Thank you very much.[ customs agent ] Thank you. 230 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,074 Passport, please, sir. 231 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:05,208 Oh.Thank you. 232 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:15,697 [ people laughing, chattering ] 233 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:21,529 [ continue laughing, Chattering ] 234 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:32,583 [ ringing, line connected ]Hello. It's daniel alfrey. 235 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:35,804 Yeah, has she arrived? Oh, excellent. 236 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:40,722 I want you to get a bouquetand send it up to her room.Would you do that? 237 00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:44,160 [ guests chattering ]No, no. No preferences. I'm sure it'll be beautiful. 238 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:47,468 [ chuckles ] Thank you. 239 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:51,341 Bye. [ hangs up receiver ] 240 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:55,998 ♪♪ 241 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,393 What, does he think I'm blind?It's right there on page twoof the contract. 242 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:04,441 So tell him to sign it And get it over here By lunchtime. 243 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:08,054 Right, okay? Bye.Martha dowling. 244 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,013 She's not a client, Is she? 245 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:15,626 Uh, no, not exactly. No. 246 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:19,717 This hotel bill Mysteriously found its way Into company expenses. 247 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:24,331 I was about to authorize it And then realized you'd Obviously made a mistake... 248 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,333 And were intending To settle it yourself. 249 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,640 Yeah, yeah. No, I was, I was.Of course, I was. 250 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,951 Champagne for two At midnight? 251 00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,695 [ footsteps Departing ] For two? 252 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:44,699 It was unprecedented;daniel being giventhe runaround by a woman. 253 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,049 You can imaginewhat followed. 254 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,095 Phone calls, phone calls,more phone calls. 255 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:52,446 Suddenly,daniel needed us after all. 256 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:56,189 I love my mother. I love my mother. 257 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:04,066 I love my mother.Frank, come on, Please. 258 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,115 [ phone ringing ]I can't believe I've gotthis audition in two hours. 259 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:11,073 Frank, he sounded desperate.[ laughing ]What the hell is that? 260 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,336 Please. Come on. 261 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,513 Christ. Well, I'm gonnabreak his nose; first his nose,then his flippin' jaw. 262 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,863 Get this: he even offered To pay for the meal. 263 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,650 Fuck. 264 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,089 This has never happened To me before. 265 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,874 I can't concentrate On work. I can't eat. 266 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,138 [ waitress ] Here you go. Do I look pale? 267 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,227 [ frank ]I can't believewe had to meet about this. 268 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,838 Frank, she was giving me The signals, okay? A man can tell. 269 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,667 Yeah, right.Like champagne at midnightwith somebody else? 270 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:43,105 You're a musk magnet,daniel.If you'd met her, You'd understand. 271 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,151 [ frank ]I've been trying to understandsince we got here. 272 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,371 So you meet some girlat an airport, you get a bigrush of blood to your head, 273 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:52,114 It costs you a fortune,and because she treats youlike a jerk, you fall in love. 274 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,116 If humiliationis what you desire, 275 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,118 I'll arrange it gladlyanytime. 276 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,208 It would be my pleasure.But don't let this... 277 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,690 Martha.Martha...Ruin your life. 278 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,822 What's the big attractionanyway? 279 00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,129 Did you screw her? 280 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,175 [ groans ]I can't believe he said that. 281 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:12,221 Well, she's obviouslyscrewing everyone else.She's different, frank. 282 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,268 She's different From anybody I've ever met.Oh. 283 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,487 Laurence, help me out here. You understand these things. 284 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:21,578 Describe for frank The perfect woman.[ laughing ] 285 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:25,843 [ daniel ] Please.I'm sorry.Now you're just being sad. 286 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,411 The perfect woman? 287 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:32,023 Well, she'd, um-- She'd have a light In her eyes... 288 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,416 Yes. 289 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,505 And an infectious, Wonderful smile.[ daniel ] Yes. 290 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,203 Yes.Talking to her, 291 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:40,554 You told her things You've never told anyone,I did. I did that. 292 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:44,035 Began to see things in a way You've never seen them.Yes, yes. 293 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:47,300 Leaving her, You knew somehow things Had irreversibly changed, 294 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:51,173 Would never Be the same again.Yes, yes, yes, yes! 295 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,175 Exactly! Thank you. 296 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:58,572 So he didn't screw her.Of course I didn't Sleep with her! 297 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:02,010 Apart from the fact that I don't sleep with anybody On a first date, 298 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,925 We were on an airplane Together. 299 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,319 - everyone has sex on airplanes.- what are you talking about? 300 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,973 Where?"Where?"I-in the cockpit. 301 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:11,585 I-in the toilet. In the--I did it between londonand amsterdam. 302 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,022 [ scoffs ] London and amsterdam's 40 minutes. 303 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:16,067 They don't even let you out--I didn't sayit was great sex. 304 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,853 It was a rush job.Uh-huh. And how did you do it,standing up or sitting down? 305 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,160 What do you want,a flippin' video?What's the matter with you? 306 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:27,078 Hey... Look at florence.Hmm? 307 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,256 [ daniel ]You okay?Yeah, fine. 308 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:34,042 Yeah, are you all right, flo?A bit pale.Oh, it's nothing. 309 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:37,176 What's your opinionon all this, mate? 310 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,092 My opinion? 311 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:44,139 I was just thinking, the factthat she hasn't called you... 312 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,185 Doesn't necessarily mean She's not interested.[ daniel ] You don't think? 313 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:50,145 No, plus we should consider Most women that meet you Do find you very attractive. 314 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:54,149 Not all of them, no.I see no reason why this one Should be any different. 315 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,978 She may have just Lost your card.She may have lost my card. 316 00:19:57,021 --> 00:20:00,155 And may be walking around London right now, wishing She knew where to find you. 317 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,549 You see? That is friendship.Yeah, yeah. 318 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:06,074 That's the way I see it.I hadn't even thought ofthe card. Thank you, laurence. 319 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,816 Thank you. I feel much better now.[ waitress ] Thank you. 320 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,905 Split this three ways? 321 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:15,083 [ scoffing ]Will we? Bollocks!It's over a hundred quid. 322 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:18,434 So?So I can't afford that. 323 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:22,264 You suggested thisyupped-up, overpriced dump.You flippin' pay. 324 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:26,225 Frank, please, If you can't afford it, Then stay at home. 325 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:29,663 Honestly. Because This happens every time. It's embarrassing. 326 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:32,056 Thank you. Keep the change.Thank you, sir. 327 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,885 Maybe if you didn't piss awaywhat little money you have... 328 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:38,324 On cheap wineand space invaders--maybe if I didn't piss away... 329 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,064 What little money I haveon yuppie posing parlors, 330 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,676 I swear to god, I'm gonna Punch his lights out.Like this dump-- 331 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,069 Yeah, dream on, sad boy.Touch me with one fingerand you die. 332 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,333 Shut up, both of you! You really want to hit Each other, hit each other. 333 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:52,033 Just get it over and done with.Anything but talking about itall the time. 334 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,775 It gives me a headache. 335 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:57,299 It was your fault. Let's go. 336 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,258 Come on, get up. 337 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:06,352 [ thunder rumbling ] 338 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,050 Laurence, laurence. Bye-bye, mate.See you. 339 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,226 Sorry.I'll see you When I see you. 340 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:15,186 Bye.Taxi! 341 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:26,894 Actually, I've been meaning tospeak to you about the actress.Yeah, just don't. 342 00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:31,028 It's just nicky mentioned howupset you were, so I thought--I was-- I was not upset! 343 00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:35,250 You know, laurence was concernedenough about your condition... 344 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,688 To drive to the airport To speak to me about you.Just-- 345 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:43,258 Because your behavior recentlyhas been a little crazy, okay? 346 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,042 You want my opinion? 347 00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:49,046 You should go out there. You should do this audition. 348 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:51,048 You should get a life. 349 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:53,486 And maybe then... 350 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,749 You wouldn't be Such a pain in the ass. 351 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:57,751 Taxi! 352 00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,667 [ car approaching ][ mumbles ] 353 00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:09,502 City, please. 354 00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:23,211 [ frank ]I love my mother deeply,but then she smokes, 355 00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:26,040 She drinks, she quite openlylives with that novelist she-- 356 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,129 But then she... 357 00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:30,610 Smokes... She drinks-- 358 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:33,090 She quite openly lives With that novelist. 359 00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,265 [ accented ]I love my mother! 360 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,006 [ campy ] I love my mother deeply. 361 00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:39,314 She smokes, she drinks, She quite openly lives With that novelist. 362 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:43,231 Is this so-- Shit. 363 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:51,631 [ actors chattering, warming up, yawning ] 364 00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:55,243 [ nonsensical vocalizing, Breathing deeply ] 365 00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,203 Francis mcewan. 366 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,596 ♪ papa's got a head like a ping-pong ball ♪ 367 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,729 ♪ papa's got a head like a ping-pong ball ♪ 368 00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:05,253 ♪ papa's got a head like a ping-pong ball, like a ping, like a ping-pong ball ♪ 369 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,994 ♪ papa's got a head like a ping-pong ping-pong, ping-pong ♪ 370 00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,778 ♪ ping-pong ping-pong ball ♪♪ 371 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:11,999 [ director ]Okay, and next?[ assistant ] Larry, thank you. 372 00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:14,436 Uncle, what could be sillieror more hopeless... 373 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,656 Than the positioni found myself in often enough? 374 00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:19,789 Solid rows of celebritiessitting in her drawing room. 375 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,357 [ director ]Good. Okay, let's goto the next one. 376 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,315 What is it, frank? Frank mcewan? 377 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:29,059 What do you mean, He's gone? 378 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:10,579 Did you know if you walkthrough this park, you geta unique history of england? 379 00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:12,233 Hmm?Mm-mm. 380 00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:15,366 Oh, yeah. It says If you go north, 381 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:21,068 You seethe houses of parliament,telling us this is a democracy. 382 00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:23,636 If you go west, you see The queen's guards, 383 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:26,029 Reminding us This is a monarchy. 384 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:29,032 If you look east, you seethe flags of the commonwealth, 385 00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:32,035 Reminding us This was once an empire. 386 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:37,127 And if you-- If you... Look south, 387 00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:41,610 You get water,reminding us... 388 00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:44,047 That this is an island. 389 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:55,842 Did you know that the cityof london is built on ancientroman burial grounds? 390 00:24:57,974 --> 00:25:00,934 No. No, didn't Know that. No.Oh, yeah. 391 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:05,112 There's over 150 differentlanguages spoken in london... 392 00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:09,072 And that the residential Population is 8 million, Rising to 10 million... 393 00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,074 In the summertime. 394 00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:13,381 Hmm.Ten million people. 395 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:15,383 That's a lot of people.Yep. 396 00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:18,473 Especially when you're Just looking for one. 397 00:25:25,872 --> 00:25:28,614 One in ten million. 398 00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:40,321 Sir?Hmm? 399 00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:44,630 Can I have a sip of your drink?I'm out. 400 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,069 Thank you. 401 00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:01,081 I'm martha, by the way. 402 00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:09,611 [ laughing ] I know. 403 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:14,007 [ continues Laughing ] You can't know. 404 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:16,009 It's impossiblefor you to know.Yeah, you're martha. 405 00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:20,317 You're american, And you're looking For someone you think-- 406 00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:24,844 That you know you're In love with because You feel it right here, 407 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:28,064 Don't you? No. Actually, it was here. 408 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:30,066 Here? Here. 409 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:33,983 It was like A thunderbolt. A thunderbolt? 410 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:36,246 Mm-hmm.Right. What does that feel like? 411 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:39,336 Just for my education,what does that feel like,to be struck by a thunderbolt? 412 00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:43,079 It happened in the airport. 413 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:48,041 I was carrying my bags, You know?Yeah? 414 00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:51,174 Crowds everywhere, Confusion, you know? 415 00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:54,438 And then all of a suddenthere was no more noise. 416 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:58,007 There was just him, And there was me. 417 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:01,707 [ laughs ] And I felt sick, you know? 418 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:04,535 And it makes me so angry... 419 00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,451 Because that Was not the plan. 420 00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:12,065 Uh-uh. The plan was a futureof irresponsible liaisons... 421 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:14,067 And roads paved in gold. 422 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:17,853 The plan was not waking upalone in a hotel room, lonely... 423 00:27:17,897 --> 00:27:21,465 And in love, booking The first flight home. 424 00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:30,605 What? Y-y-you're going home? 425 00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:37,220 Yeah, there's a flightthat leaves tomorrow night. 426 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:41,660 Isn't it pathetic, huh? 427 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:44,010 Twenty-four hours Into a brand-new life, 428 00:27:44,053 --> 00:27:47,448 And I completely choke. 429 00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:50,451 [ sighs ] Now my only hope is That when I go home, 430 00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,671 No one will have Even noticed that I left. 431 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:55,238 That way I can get my job backand my apartment. 432 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:57,327 [ crying ] Oh, my god. 433 00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:08,121 [ laughs ]That whiskey really hit me. 434 00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:10,297 [ laughs ] Yeah. Yeah. Me too. 435 00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:14,693 [ thunder rumbles ][ chattering ] 436 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,825 [ woman ] We're gonna get soaked. [ laughing ] 437 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:20,089 [ continues Laughing ] [ laughs ] 438 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:22,962 [ frank ] They really should Know by now. 439 00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:25,529 Yeah. Oh-- 440 00:28:25,573 --> 00:28:28,881 Listen, I don't suppose You'd consider... 441 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:31,187 Taking a coffee With a certain... 442 00:28:31,231 --> 00:28:34,234 Pathetic, spineless drunk? 443 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,759 They say,"Like attracts like," right? 444 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:40,109 They do, don't they? 445 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:42,198 [ martha, frank laughing ] 446 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:46,289 Oh, my god, I'm soaked! [ groaning ] 447 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,728 Coffee or tea?Yeah, I'll have tea. Here. 448 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:56,909 Uh, two teas, please, mate.[ waiter ]Right you are, son. 449 00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:10,966 [ line ringing ] 450 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:13,752 [ ringing continues ] 451 00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,537 [ laurence ] Hello?Yeah, it's me. Me! 452 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,539 I've got her.Who? 453 00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:21,150 What do you mean, who? Her! Daniel's american! 454 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:24,501 What do you mean, "Got her"?Eating out of my hand. 455 00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:26,939 You know, pupils-dilatingkind of "Got her." 456 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:29,071 Frank, tell me, Where are you now? 457 00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:31,247 [ frank ]In the cafe in the park.I can't wait to tell daniel. 458 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,293 I am really going To enjoy this. 459 00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:36,470 Frank, listen to me.Look, I haven't got time fora moral discussion, florence. 460 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:46,872 [ laurence ]It was the worst thingthat could have happened. 461 00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:51,137 And with the destructive moodfrank was in, left aloneto seduce her, 462 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:53,704 [ sighs ] Well... 463 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:57,056 You can imagine How I felt. 464 00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:59,362 [ laughs ] 465 00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:06,282 You know, your face Is so familiar to me. 466 00:30:06,326 --> 00:30:08,458 You look like Somebody. 467 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:12,941 My face is probably familiarbecause as a child, I wasa successful working actor. 468 00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:16,771 Wow.Yeah.Then it all fell apart. 469 00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:20,644 It's not such a bad life. 470 00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:22,864 You know,I occasionally get... 471 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:25,998 A "Whatever happened to" columnwritten about mein the newspapers. 472 00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:28,217 Every couple of christmases,they rerun some of my old films. 473 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:31,481 I get a whole newbatch of love lettersfrom six-year-old girls. 474 00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:33,919 I'm very bigwith six-year-old girls. 475 00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:36,965 That's it? 476 00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:41,143 - you don't get love letters From anyone else? - w-why? 477 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:44,407 "Why?" You know, you're funny. 478 00:30:44,451 --> 00:30:49,369 You have a nice smile. Someone might be Missing out. 479 00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:54,330 Where's mr. One-in-ten-millionnow then? 480 00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:57,290 - hmm? - forgotten all about him, Didn't you? 481 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:59,248 That's not true.[ laughing ]Yes, it is. 482 00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:04,166 You were sitting there,and you were thinking,"Gosh, yes, this man is okay. 483 00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:06,516 He's better than I thought."You think when a man And a woman meet each other, 484 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,736 That's the only thingthat goes through their minds? 485 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:10,869 Of course. Yeah, when they'reattracted to one another. 486 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:13,219 In fact,most people are attractedto just about everybody. 487 00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:18,311 This perfect partner bollocksis just a hoax; a physical,chemical impossibility. 488 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,095 You know why?Hmm? 489 00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:22,793 My perfect partner is me. 490 00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:26,145 - you? - me with breasts. 491 00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:28,234 Okay... I've heard enough now.[ laughing ] No, it would bethe perfect relationship. 492 00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:31,585 We like the same food.We like the same music.The sex would be great. 493 00:31:31,628 --> 00:31:33,500 What is the point Of all this? 494 00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:36,155 The point is, there is No "One in ten million." 495 00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:38,113 You don't Think so, huh?No, absolutely not. 496 00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:40,246 Then we'll agree To differ.Whatever you say. 497 00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:41,725 Nice meeting you.Yeah. 498 00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:54,129 Excuse me, sir. You haven't paid your bill. 499 00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:56,523 Didn't she-she--right. 500 00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:59,091 Oh, no, I'll be back In about half an hour. Just leave--no! 501 00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:08,230 I'll be back for change later. 502 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:21,069 Look on the bright side. 503 00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:23,550 You see, you've still got24 hours to be as irresponsibleas you like. [ sighs ] 504 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:26,161 Look, frank, we had A cup of tea, all right? 505 00:32:26,205 --> 00:32:29,382 I think we should just Go our separate ways.Yeah.Look, we could always swap. 506 00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:32,907 You see, you stay here.I go to minneapolis or wherever. 507 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,040 Have you got Hot, running water? 508 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,172 [ laughing ] If you have, it's a damn Sight more than I've got. 509 00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:41,220 I appreciate the effort, but--whatever the circumstances Of your life, 510 00:32:41,263 --> 00:32:43,091 They cannot be As depressing as mine! 511 00:32:43,135 --> 00:32:45,572 Ha! I wouldn't bet on it! 512 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:49,097 Oh. O-okay, okay, try me.Come on. 513 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:52,100 I live in a damp, Single-story kennel. 514 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:54,320 The windows Need repairing.Mm-hmm. 515 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:57,192 The gas leaks.Uh-huh. I live on the 16thfloor of a housing project. 516 00:32:57,236 --> 00:33:00,021 Oh, yeah?I sleep to the sound of policehelicopters and gunfire. 517 00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:02,197 Okay, okay. Parents: I don't have any. 518 00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:04,417 Well, not that Talk to me.[ chuckles ]O-okay. 519 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:07,986 My father died when I was three,and my mother left me to becomea seventh day adventist. 520 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:12,120 Okay, in the last few hours,I have blown the biggest jobopportunity I'll have in years. 521 00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:16,603 Oh, this past year alone,I applied for 13 jobs.None called back. 522 00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,779 And my wage was cutto $1.80 an hour. 523 00:33:18,822 --> 00:33:21,347 In the last month, I have been arrested... 524 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,349 And spent three nights In jail... 525 00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:26,134 After police found me Unconscious in the streets! 526 00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:30,095 What?[ laughs ] 527 00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:33,402 Yeah.You know, I mean, it's-- 528 00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:36,101 No, you roll your eyesand everything. You pretendyou disapprove, 529 00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:39,278 But, the fact is, you like memore than you did an hour ago,don't you?[ laughing ] 530 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:40,931 [ martha ] You're insane-- 531 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:49,070 [ frank laughing ]I love this place.It's so full of hypocrites. 532 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,334 Look at that blokepretending he's interestedin the paintings. 533 00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:54,597 Look at him. Look! 534 00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:58,166 [ frank laughing ] 535 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:02,040 Oh, look at this one. Look. 536 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,085 What does that pratcare about art? 537 00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:06,131 He's read in some magazine,this is the best pickup jointin london. 538 00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:10,831 - that's what he's doing here. - that is such a cynical attitude. 539 00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:14,052 It's realistic. People come to art Galleries for the sex. 540 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:17,490 [ laughs ]Right, see that Couple over there? 541 00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:19,840 They're here to lookat the paintings. 542 00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:21,537 There's nothing more boring Than looking at paintings. 543 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:24,149 Only reason anyone evercomes to an art galleryis to get laid. 544 00:34:24,192 --> 00:34:26,629 I say they're Interested in art. 545 00:34:27,978 --> 00:34:31,025 [ laughs ]All right,we'll do an experiment. 546 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,854 Uh-uh.No, no. Come on, come on. 547 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:39,903 I'll walk that way. You walk that way.Okay. 548 00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:42,906 By the time we meet, I guarantee you, 549 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:46,214 Some single man With an interest in art... 550 00:34:46,258 --> 00:34:49,348 Will have come up to youand gone, "Oh, yes,I see you like this piece. 551 00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:51,741 Perhaps we can talk about it Over a coffee?" 552 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:54,527 Okay.Back here, Two minutes. 553 00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:56,616 That way? All right.That's right. 554 00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:25,297 [ laughing ] 555 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:29,431 [ continues laughing ] 556 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,939 [ laurence ]And that was it:she just disappeared. 557 00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:07,208 You have two Self-obsessed friends locked Into a fruitless rivalry. 558 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:10,820 They don't give a care In the world about you Or your well-being. 559 00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:13,301 So what's the problem? 560 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:18,828 We need to go backto the airport in london.Do we have time? 561 00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:21,179 Half an hour. 562 00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:25,313 When I found out daniel Had been in minneapolis, 563 00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:27,315 I decided To meet his flight. 564 00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:29,404 I felt we needed To talk about frank. 565 00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:31,276 I knew if I didn't Get him alone-- 566 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,365 So I went to the airport. 567 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:36,716 You remember I mentionedthe plane had a tailwind? 568 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:40,154 Well, it arrivedhalf an hour early. 569 00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,692 [ groans ] 570 00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:04,091 [ woman ]Are you all right? 571 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,227 I'm fine. I'm okay. Thank you. 572 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,707 [ announcer ]Airtours international.Final call. 573 00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:15,102 Flight number ai8-745to delaware... 574 00:37:15,145 --> 00:37:17,931 Is now boardingat gate 16. 575 00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:32,162 Sir! Where are the taxis? 576 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:35,427 Uh, far doors, Follow the signs.Thank you very much. 577 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,215 Ow! Jesus!I'm really sorry. 578 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,696 Oh, god. What the hellis happening to me? I did not see you there. 579 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:46,220 Are you okay? Are you sure?I don't knowwhat is happening. 580 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,700 I'm just tired, and I've Been traveling a long way.No, no, no, I'm fine. 581 00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:49,571 I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm okay. Are you okay? 582 00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:51,356 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.I'm okay.Don't worry. Don't worry. 583 00:37:51,399 --> 00:37:53,793 It's just not my lucky...Are you okay? 584 00:37:54,968 --> 00:37:56,709 Day. 585 00:37:56,752 --> 00:38:00,234 [ groans, laughs ] 586 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,019 I'm okay. You're sure You're okay? 587 00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:05,979 Yeah.Okay. Sorry. 588 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:08,329 Fine. 589 00:38:32,788 --> 00:38:35,356 Next, please.Excuse me, excuse me! Pardon me, pardon me! 590 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,881 Sorry. Hi, I'd like you to page Someone for me, please. 591 00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:42,232 I don't know his name. All I know is I'm supposed To meet him. 592 00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:45,018 Right. I'll needhis flight details, ma'am.No, I'm saying... 593 00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,846 I'm supposed to meet him, But that it's just-- 594 00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:49,805 You know... You watch a lot Of sports on tv? 595 00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:52,155 Yes. 596 00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:55,115 Like gladiator rough Wrestling kind of thing? Yeah? 597 00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:57,378 Right. I think I need To speak to your colleague. 598 00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:59,598 [ whispers ] This is kind of A woman's thing. 599 00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:02,470 I'm not sure a man that watchesa lot of sports would understandwhat I'm saying. 600 00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:05,168 Nothing against you.Gillian, would you like to dealwith this customer, please? 601 00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:07,170 How can I help? 602 00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:09,259 Hi. [ clears throat ] 603 00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:13,133 Have you ever seen a man--you know, a complete stranger-- 604 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:14,961 And that's the one! That's him! 605 00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:16,528 Madam--it just hits you right here, And you know it. 606 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:20,140 Madam, this is an airportinformation desk. I know. 607 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:22,969 We deal with lost property,flight arrival times. 608 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:26,233 I know, I know, I know. You don't understand What this would mean to me. 609 00:39:26,276 --> 00:39:28,104 Please. Madam, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to-- 610 00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:31,151 Give me that microphone. 611 00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:33,327 [ man sighs ] 612 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:37,723 I do this in the nameof sports-watching,romantically minded men: 613 00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:41,161 A much maligned, Misunderstood minority. 614 00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:44,947 [ sighs ]Ladies and gentlemen,this is airport information. 615 00:39:44,991 --> 00:39:50,083 - would a gentleman wearing a...- a brown, brown coat and...- brown coat... 616 00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:53,478 [ martha ]Like a white t-shirt.[ man ] White shirt, t-shirt, 617 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:56,045 - khaki pants. - k-k-- - khaki pants. 618 00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:59,179 A pair of trousers,report to the information desknow, please. 619 00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:04,010 [ woman ] Okay, ready.Come on. Back it up. 620 00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:08,101 Come on, back a bit further.[ laurence ] Oh, no!What's going on? 621 00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:10,756 [ groans ] Guys, stop! That's my car! 622 00:40:10,799 --> 00:40:13,454 Sorry. I lost someone. [ laughs ] 623 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:16,326 - gentleman over there? - uh-oh. No, it's-- 624 00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:19,417 No?Can you try one more time, Just really quick? 625 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,854 Well, I could, but we've gotan awful lot of people.I know, but he didn't hear. 626 00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:24,030 Please, Give me two seconds![ horn honking ] 627 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:27,294 [ groans ]Haven't you got any compassion?I've only been two seconds! 628 00:40:27,337 --> 00:40:30,384 Would a gentleman wearinga white t-shirt or shirt, 629 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,692 Khaki pants and definitelybrown shoes or boots, 630 00:40:33,735 --> 00:40:36,390 Please report to the informationdesk now, please.Never mind. 631 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:42,831 [ traffic honking ][ muttering ] 632 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:45,355 Be warned. Away you go. 633 00:40:48,402 --> 00:40:50,970 Bloody hell, mate. What's going on here? 634 00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:54,277 What the bloody helldo you think you're doing?Shit, are you all right? 635 00:40:54,321 --> 00:40:57,672 [ all chattering ][ pedestrian ]Did you see me? 636 00:40:57,716 --> 00:41:00,240 [ all arguing ] 637 00:41:00,283 --> 00:41:03,286 [ arguing continues ] 638 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:12,861 [ continues arguing ] 639 00:41:15,908 --> 00:41:19,128 - [ opens car door ] - hi. 640 00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:21,522 Look, you're in absolutelyno condition to drive, 641 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,916 And I need the ride to london,so why don't you get in? 642 00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:26,005 You want me to--[ martha ]Yes, go around the back. 643 00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:29,051 - hop in. Go on. - [ sighs ] 644 00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:31,314 I can't believe I'm doing this.[ starting engine ] 645 00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:33,012 [ continues arguing ] 646 00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:35,144 [ arguing continues ] 647 00:41:35,188 --> 00:41:37,103 [ traffic honking ] 648 00:41:37,146 --> 00:41:39,714 Okay, here's the deal:I'm gonna drive you into london, 649 00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:44,153 And I'm going to take youfor an expensive dinnerat the blacks hotel. 650 00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:46,547 Do you know it?Yeah, it's A very famous hotel. 651 00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:49,028 Oh, good.So we'll eat famous lambwith mint sauce. 652 00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:51,204 Okay. 653 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:53,162 [ groans ]Oh, I'm martha, by the way. 654 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:55,164 Laurence.Laurence. 655 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:58,777 [ softly ]Laurence. Laurence. 656 00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:01,736 [ laurence ] You can drive?[ martha ]Yeah. Good. 657 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:04,434 Whoops. Sorry.There you go. Easy.You all right? 658 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,481 No, you're not.Look at you. 659 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,701 You're not okay at all,are you? Huh? 660 00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:11,137 [ laurence ]Of course I wasn't all right. 661 00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:13,356 I just beenknocked unconsciousand now an american, 662 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:18,753 Who's never driven a stick shiftbefore, was driving my caron the wrong side of the road! 663 00:42:18,797 --> 00:42:20,886 Got you some ice. 664 00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:23,758 Ow. 665 00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:25,630 No, no, no, I'm fine.Is that better? 666 00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:27,806 Ow. I'm fine, Thank you. 667 00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:32,811 It's nice To meet you Anyway. 668 00:42:32,854 --> 00:42:35,553 It was quite an impression You made. 669 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,859 Oh, really? 670 00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:40,558 The blood; you know, Falling into my arms. 671 00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:46,520 So, what do you do For a living?I teach bridge. 672 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:51,220 Oh.[ laughs ] It's a card game. 673 00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:55,790 Oh, so you're A gambler?Oh, no, no, no, no. 674 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:59,577 Actually, I mainly Teach old ladies.Ah, old ladies. 675 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:03,189 So I get it. You're likea gigolo and a gambler.No, not quite. 676 00:43:03,232 --> 00:43:05,408 To be a teacher, you Must be pretty good, huh?Glass of water, please. 677 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:09,195 Water? Coming up. So, when was the last time You played? 678 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:13,329 Not for a while, Huh?No. 679 00:43:15,244 --> 00:43:18,204 What's the matter? Aren't you good enough? 680 00:43:18,247 --> 00:43:22,164 [ radio deejay chattering ] 681 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:24,166 Yeah, That's exactly the problem. I'm not good enough. 682 00:43:24,210 --> 00:43:27,430 ♪♪ [ radio ] 683 00:43:27,474 --> 00:43:29,650 I'm, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 684 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:31,739 No, no,don't worry about it.No, that was really dumb. 685 00:43:31,783 --> 00:43:34,960 That was really stupid. I'm sorry. I shouldn't Have said that. 686 00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:40,792 Just... Sometimeswhen I get nervous, you know,I just say the dumbest things. 687 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:45,057 When I get nervous, I never say anything. 688 00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:47,320 I just sit there And get uptight. 689 00:43:56,155 --> 00:43:58,418 [ laurence ] Great.She'd known me just 10 minutes, 690 00:43:58,461 --> 00:44:00,638 And already had me downas a failed card player... 691 00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:03,249 Stuck in a dead-end jobfor the rest of my life. 692 00:44:06,774 --> 00:44:10,691 [ man ]♪ it's fools like us 693 00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:13,912 ♪ always fools 694 00:44:13,955 --> 00:44:16,741 ♪ by the bright side of life ♪ 695 00:44:16,784 --> 00:44:20,527 ♪ life on the cool 696 00:44:20,570 --> 00:44:22,007 ♪ how does it turn ♪oh-- 697 00:44:22,050 --> 00:44:25,140 I could've told her aboutthe dreams I had. 698 00:44:25,184 --> 00:44:27,752 The plans I was makingto pack up and leave. 699 00:44:27,795 --> 00:44:32,147 The map on my wall coveredin places I'd go as soonas I'd saved the money. 700 00:44:32,191 --> 00:44:34,193 But that was somethingi told no one. 701 00:44:34,236 --> 00:44:37,022 That was my own secret.♪♪ [ continues ] 702 00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:42,680 So this is london, Huh?Yeah. 703 00:44:43,768 --> 00:44:45,726 Lived here All your life?Yeah. 704 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,859 Yeah? 705 00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:49,904 What's your Favorite part? 706 00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:54,735 Um, my favorite?Well, it's a little cornerof my local park. 707 00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:57,172 Playing chessin the rain. 708 00:44:57,216 --> 00:45:03,048 There's a tiny bandstandsurrounded by trees. Ah. 709 00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:06,616 See, now that Is a local's tip. 710 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:08,836 In minneapolis, All the visitors Head straight... 711 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,926 For the mall of america Or the viking stadium. 712 00:45:11,970 --> 00:45:16,539 But the locals-- there's This perfect little spot At the top of linden hills. 713 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:18,803 The linden hills?The linden hills. 714 00:45:18,846 --> 00:45:20,805 If I ever go, I'll remember. 715 00:45:22,981 --> 00:45:25,026 Can I ask you A question? 716 00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:28,334 I-if you met a complete Stranger on an airplane, 717 00:45:28,377 --> 00:45:31,511 And he offered you An expensive hotel room, Would you take it? 718 00:45:32,773 --> 00:45:34,819 Probably not. 719 00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:38,387 Me neither. 720 00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:49,747 [ doorman ]Good evening, madam.Thank you. 721 00:45:57,058 --> 00:45:59,147 Here's your bag. 722 00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:01,149 Thanks. 723 00:46:02,455 --> 00:46:05,414 It was nice meeting you.And you. 724 00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:09,767 And good luck. 725 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:11,769 You too. 726 00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:13,292 Wait, wait, wait! 727 00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:15,250 What? We made a deal, Remember? 728 00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:19,080 You drive me into london, And I take you For an expensive dinner. 729 00:46:19,124 --> 00:46:22,867 I mean, I still Owe you, right? Right. 730 00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:25,173 Oh, hi! Hiya. 731 00:46:25,217 --> 00:46:29,395 Um, yes, I'd like To order some food. Delivery. 732 00:46:29,438 --> 00:46:32,093 Um, I'd like To order a steak. 733 00:46:33,138 --> 00:46:36,010 Medium. And, um, a lamb... 734 00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:38,491 With that spicy Mint sauce on the side. 735 00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:41,102 And some, um-- Some dom-- 736 00:46:41,146 --> 00:46:43,104 [ mispronouncing ] Dom perignon. 737 00:46:43,148 --> 00:46:45,759 The champagne. Yes. Uh-huh. 738 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,717 Yeah. [ chuckles ] Yeah. 739 00:46:47,761 --> 00:46:49,719 Thank you. Bye. 740 00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:51,721 [ both chuckle ] 741 00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:53,723 I, uh-- [ sighs ] 742 00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:57,423 I sometimes catch myself Thinking the most awful Things, you know? 743 00:46:57,466 --> 00:46:59,077 Yeah,I know what you mean. 744 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:03,037 So, what about you? Do you, you know, ever Think terrible things? 745 00:47:03,081 --> 00:47:06,301 Oh, sometimes I think I should just pack up And clear out. 746 00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:09,391 Just go.Go where? 747 00:47:09,435 --> 00:47:13,831 I don't know. First flight anywhere. To hell with them all. 748 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,273 You said-- 749 00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:23,188 You said, "To hell With them all." Who's "Them"? 750 00:47:23,231 --> 00:47:25,494 Oh, my friends,for example. 751 00:47:25,538 --> 00:47:28,628 Oh, who aren't really Your friends at all, right? 752 00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:31,849 Forget your birthdays, Take you for granted, Talk about themselves. 753 00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:34,416 Exactly.Who else? 754 00:47:35,983 --> 00:47:39,204 The person who burgled my flatthree times in the last year. 755 00:47:39,247 --> 00:47:41,815 He burgled mine too.[ sighs ] 756 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,904 The people I work for.What about them? 757 00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:45,819 Oh, they're so...Powdered. 758 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,821 And middle-aged.And perfumed. 759 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,041 And lecherous.And so spectacularlyflipping untalented. 760 00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:53,218 All I want to do is takea mirror and hold it upto their grotesque... 761 00:47:53,261 --> 00:47:55,829 Sagging, surgicallyadjusted faces and say-- 762 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:58,397 "Forget it! Get back to your wife!"Exact-- 763 00:47:59,659 --> 00:48:02,792 [ chuckles ][ chuckles ] 764 00:48:02,836 --> 00:48:05,056 [ doors sliding open ] 765 00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:07,145 [ gasps ]Jesus, can you Believe this? 766 00:48:07,188 --> 00:48:09,190 Oh, my god!I don't believe it. 767 00:48:09,234 --> 00:48:11,192 What is that, London bridge?Albert bridge. 768 00:48:11,236 --> 00:48:13,629 [ whispers ] Albert bridge. Prince-- 769 00:48:13,673 --> 00:48:15,631 Hold on. 770 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,853 Aha! 771 00:48:22,725 --> 00:48:24,814 At your service. Very good thinking. 772 00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:27,165 Yep.[ softly ] Thank you. 773 00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:30,995 Cheers.Cheers. 774 00:48:31,038 --> 00:48:33,823 [ unscrewing lid ] 775 00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:37,262 [ chuckles ] 776 00:48:39,438 --> 00:48:43,050 [ groans, Sighs ] [ sighs ] 777 00:48:43,094 --> 00:48:48,055 You know, all of my life, I was told if I worked hard, Stayed out of trouble, 778 00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:50,710 My life would be A fairy tale. 779 00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:54,844 [ laughs ] In 1988... 780 00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:57,238 My high school Gave me this plaque, You know? 781 00:48:57,282 --> 00:49:00,024 "Most likely To be successful." 782 00:49:00,067 --> 00:49:02,156 You know Where it hangs? 783 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:06,682 It's hanging by my desk In a rental car company. 784 00:49:06,726 --> 00:49:09,990 [ sighs ]Where you workfor 60 hours a week. 785 00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:13,863 Yeah, for a neanderthal boss Who sticks his ass On the copying machine. 786 00:49:13,907 --> 00:49:15,909 [ chuckles ] 787 00:49:17,215 --> 00:49:19,173 [ sighs ] 788 00:49:19,217 --> 00:49:21,436 So what,it all became clear in here? 789 00:49:23,873 --> 00:49:25,875 Exactly. 790 00:49:25,919 --> 00:49:28,835 Except it was here. 791 00:49:30,315 --> 00:49:33,144 It was like my eyes Just completely opened up, You know? 792 00:49:33,187 --> 00:49:35,755 Like-like st. Paul On the road to d-- Wherever. 793 00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:38,149 Damascus.Yes, Exactly. 794 00:49:38,192 --> 00:49:42,892 Then one night I realized if I wanted to, I could just take off. 795 00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:45,591 Who'd miss me?No one. 796 00:49:45,634 --> 00:49:47,897 So the next morning, I picked up my check, 797 00:49:47,941 --> 00:49:50,596 Which was a couple Hundred dollars, 798 00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:54,208 Packed my bags, And the first flight I could afford was london. 799 00:49:54,252 --> 00:49:57,037 So... Voila, Here I am! 800 00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:59,822 [ sighs ] 801 00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:02,173 First flight anywhere?Mm-hmm. 802 00:50:02,216 --> 00:50:04,958 Just take someone With you. 803 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,352 Trust me, it's Less scary that way. 804 00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:11,182 [ sighs ]But findingthe right person-- 805 00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:14,141 You'd need someone with allthe right similarities,mm-hmm. 806 00:50:14,185 --> 00:50:16,100 Yet all the rightdifferences. 807 00:50:16,143 --> 00:50:19,190 Someone to read your mindinstinctively. Thanks. 808 00:50:20,365 --> 00:50:23,107 Yet cover your weaknesses. 809 00:50:28,155 --> 00:50:30,418 Can I ask you A question?Mm-hmm. 810 00:50:33,117 --> 00:50:38,122 Do you believe That things happen For a reason? 811 00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:42,126 I don't understand. 812 00:50:43,431 --> 00:50:45,955 Well, I-I'm starting To believe... 813 00:50:45,999 --> 00:50:48,219 That nothing happens Without a reason, You know? 814 00:50:48,262 --> 00:50:52,745 These random things That happen aren't Random at all. 815 00:50:52,788 --> 00:50:56,618 I think things happen Because... 816 00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:59,143 They're meant To happen. 817 00:50:59,186 --> 00:51:02,798 Like-- like I think I was meant to come To london, you know? 818 00:51:02,842 --> 00:51:06,454 Just something Pulling me here. 819 00:51:08,326 --> 00:51:10,458 Because some way Or somehow... 820 00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:14,854 There were better things In store for me. 821 00:51:16,334 --> 00:51:19,206 Like-- Like what? 822 00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:23,297 Like-- 823 00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:32,132 [ knocking ][ man ]Room service. 824 00:51:32,176 --> 00:51:34,221 Oh, my god.What was that? What? 825 00:51:34,265 --> 00:51:36,789 The food.The food? 826 00:51:36,832 --> 00:51:39,183 We ordered food, remember?Mint sauce. 827 00:51:39,226 --> 00:51:41,272 I remember. 828 00:51:41,315 --> 00:51:44,057 Okay, um... I'll, um-- 829 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,146 I'll go to the bathroom, 830 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:49,932 And you can-can Get the door In there. [ sighs ] 831 00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:52,021 [ sighs ] 832 00:51:56,069 --> 00:51:59,116 [ sighs deeply ] 833 00:51:59,159 --> 00:52:02,597 [ knocking ]Room service! 834 00:52:10,344 --> 00:52:12,346 Yes. 835 00:52:18,178 --> 00:52:21,225 For the lady.Thank you. 836 00:52:21,268 --> 00:52:25,968 With the compliments Of mr. Alfrey.Thank you. 837 00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:31,670 Wait, wait, wait, wait!Wh-what was that name again? 838 00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:35,152 Uh, alfrey, sir. Daniel alfrey.There's a card in the flowers. 839 00:52:35,195 --> 00:52:38,807 Oh, and dinner will be Right with you.Thank you. 840 00:52:38,851 --> 00:52:40,853 ♪♪ [ humming ] 841 00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:45,858 ♪♪ [ humming continues, water running ] 842 00:52:57,696 --> 00:53:01,613 ♪♪ [ continues humming ] 843 00:53:01,656 --> 00:53:06,226 [ gargling ] 844 00:53:35,081 --> 00:53:37,301 If they think there's Gonna be anything left Of this place... 845 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:40,739 When I get through,they got another thing coming. 846 00:53:41,827 --> 00:53:43,785 Laurence? 847 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,180 Laurence? 848 00:53:59,192 --> 00:54:01,194 No. 849 00:54:03,065 --> 00:54:05,024 Laurence! 850 00:54:06,591 --> 00:54:08,288 Laurence! 851 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:20,039 [ pedersen ]It was typical. 852 00:54:20,082 --> 00:54:23,085 It was the most perfect Night of your life. 853 00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:26,088 And I froze,put daniel first... 854 00:54:26,132 --> 00:54:28,830 When I should havethrown away his flowersand taken her in my arms. 855 00:54:28,874 --> 00:54:31,268 Yeah, but don't you see? That's what makes you So special. 856 00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:34,880 You were loyal to a friend. You put principles first. 857 00:54:34,923 --> 00:54:38,013 You took The moral high ground. 858 00:54:38,057 --> 00:54:41,713 Then how do youexplain this?What? 859 00:54:41,756 --> 00:54:44,411 Right nowshe's asleep in my bed. 860 00:54:44,455 --> 00:54:47,066 In your bed? 861 00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:52,419 Well, unless I'm Very much mistaken, I-- 862 00:54:52,463 --> 00:54:56,075 I think I missed something.[ sighs ] 863 00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:59,383 You rememberthe following day, danielinvited us to lunch?Yeah. 864 00:54:59,426 --> 00:55:04,170 It all happened then.Laurence, help me out here.You understand these things. 865 00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:06,477 Describe to frank The perfect woman. 866 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,959 [ laughing ]Oh, you are sad.Please. Please. 867 00:55:11,003 --> 00:55:13,266 [ frank continues laughing ]The perfect woman? 868 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:17,139 Well, she'd have A light in her eyes, 869 00:55:17,183 --> 00:55:21,187 Um, an infectious, Wonderful smile. 870 00:55:22,754 --> 00:55:24,930 Yes.Talking to her, 871 00:55:24,973 --> 00:55:27,149 You found You told her things You've never told anyone, 872 00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:29,717 I did. I did that. Began To see things... 873 00:55:29,761 --> 00:55:32,633 He did. He did that. In a way you've Never seen them before. 874 00:55:32,677 --> 00:55:34,331 [ daniel ]Yes. 875 00:55:34,374 --> 00:55:37,638 Leaving her, you knew, Somehow, things had Irreversibly changed, 876 00:55:37,682 --> 00:55:39,684 [ daniel ]Yes. Yes.Would never be The same again. 877 00:55:39,727 --> 00:55:42,643 [ hits table ] Exactly. Thank you. Thank you. 878 00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:47,300 - so he didn't screw her? - [ daniel ] Of course I didn't sleep with her-- 879 00:56:05,057 --> 00:56:07,233 [ arguing about check ] 880 00:56:07,276 --> 00:56:10,105 [ arguing continues ] 881 00:56:10,149 --> 00:56:12,804 - then stay at home. - posing parlors. 882 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:17,199 [ arguing continues ] 883 00:56:17,243 --> 00:56:19,158 - punch his lights. - you're dead! 884 00:56:19,201 --> 00:56:21,943 Oh, shut up, both of you! You really want to hit Each other, hit each other. 885 00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:25,338 Just get it over and done with.Anything but talking about itall the time. 886 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:29,647 It gives me A headache.[ pedersen ]You was angry. 887 00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:33,172 [ sighs ]I was. 888 00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:36,044 [ pedersen ] Furious. You saw Daniel was involved, 889 00:56:36,088 --> 00:56:39,613 And loyalty to friends Always comes first, Remember? 890 00:56:42,050 --> 00:56:44,183 [ clears throat ] What happened next? 891 00:56:47,273 --> 00:56:50,189 And adding them to the numberof your two longest suits-- 892 00:56:50,232 --> 00:56:52,234 [ cell phone ringing ] 893 00:56:52,278 --> 00:56:55,107 [ all begin murmuring ] 894 00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:58,545 [ ringing continues ] 895 00:56:59,633 --> 00:57:01,679 [ ringing ]Sorry. 896 00:57:01,722 --> 00:57:04,072 Hello? 897 00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:06,248 It's me. I've got her. 898 00:57:07,946 --> 00:57:11,036 Who?What do you mean, "Who?" Her! Daniel's american. 899 00:57:11,079 --> 00:57:15,127 What do you mean, "Got her"?Eating out of my hand. You know, pupils dilating. 900 00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:17,129 [ laurence ]Listen, where are you now?[ women murmuring ] 901 00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:19,087 [ frank ]I-in the cafe in the park. 902 00:57:19,131 --> 00:57:21,438 I can't wait to tell daniel.I'm really going to enjoy this. 903 00:57:21,481 --> 00:57:24,919 Frank, listen to me--I haven't got time fora moral discussion, florence. 904 00:57:24,963 --> 00:57:27,922 I just want to tell someonethe good news.[ line disconnects ] 905 00:57:27,966 --> 00:57:30,316 [ turns off phone ] 906 00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:37,149 Ladies, I can't explain. There's... Something I have to do, 907 00:57:37,192 --> 00:57:39,281 Something very important. 908 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:42,328 And if I don't do it now, 909 00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:44,939 I may never forgive myself. 910 00:57:44,983 --> 00:57:46,898 [ all murmuring ] 911 00:57:46,941 --> 00:57:49,030 ♪ don't live in the same the world ♪ 912 00:57:49,074 --> 00:57:51,119 ♪ don't live in the same the world ♪ 913 00:57:51,163 --> 00:57:53,513 ♪ I got you looking in my world ♪ 914 00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:57,386 ♪ as if you want to be my girl ♪ 915 00:57:57,430 --> 00:58:00,477 ♪ I think we're dreaming the same dream ♪ 916 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,435 ♪ I think we're dreaming the same dream ♪a man in a dark coat? 917 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:05,525 ♪ I'll let you be in my dream ♪ 918 00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:08,223 ♪ if you show me your dream ♪ 919 00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:11,749 ♪ tell me what it means 920 00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:16,754 ♪ I don't want to spend the rest of my days ♪ 921 00:58:16,797 --> 00:58:19,931 ♪ running around 922 00:58:19,974 --> 00:58:23,064 ♪ chasing your shadow 923 00:58:23,108 --> 00:58:27,286 ♪ so please don't let this chance slip away ♪ 924 00:58:27,329 --> 00:58:30,376 ♪ if you waste it this time ♪ 925 00:58:30,419 --> 00:58:34,728 ♪ I'll be here tomorrow ♪ 926 00:58:36,077 --> 00:58:40,081 Oh, there's another one. Look. 927 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:42,257 What does he care About art? 928 00:58:44,825 --> 00:58:50,178 This is the best pickup jointin london. People cometo art galleries for sex. 929 00:58:50,222 --> 00:58:52,572 See that couple over there? See how bored they are? 930 00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:55,967 That is just-- No. [ laughs ] No? 931 00:58:56,010 --> 00:58:58,230 Comes to an art galleryjust to get laid. 932 00:58:58,273 --> 00:59:01,015 We'll do an experiment.Come on. 933 00:59:01,059 --> 00:59:04,584 All right, I'll go that way,you go that way. 934 00:59:40,968 --> 00:59:42,187 Sorry. 935 00:59:45,973 --> 00:59:50,195 [ laurence ] Oh, my god.Oh, my god. What Are you doing here? 936 00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:52,023 [ stammering ] I-I was just-- 937 00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:56,680 Do you have any idea How weird this is, Us meeting like this? 938 00:59:59,987 --> 01:00:01,815 Aren't you pleased to see me?[ puts bag down ] 939 01:00:01,859 --> 01:00:04,035 No. 940 01:00:04,078 --> 01:00:06,472 Yes. Yes, I am.Yes, you are. 941 01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:08,648 No, you're not. What's wrong? 942 01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:11,999 Nothing.I was just leaving.Hmm. 943 01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:13,914 Me too. 944 01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:16,308 Would you help me With my bags? 945 01:00:32,585 --> 01:00:35,153 You know, I could take This silence personally, 946 01:00:35,196 --> 01:00:37,721 But after what you told me Yesterday, I'll assume That you're just nervous, 947 01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:39,810 And I'll take that As a compliment. 948 01:00:39,853 --> 01:00:43,030 And whatever it is You're so angry about, Just stop it. 949 01:00:43,074 --> 01:00:45,816 I realize I owe you an apology.I should have never acceptedthat hotel room. 950 01:00:45,859 --> 01:00:48,427 It's irresponsible. The business with The flowers and everything-- 951 01:00:48,470 --> 01:00:50,429 [ drops bags ] 952 01:00:53,606 --> 01:00:55,434 What happened to your hand? 953 01:00:55,477 --> 01:00:58,916 I-I made an omelet This morning. 954 01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,918 Hmm. 955 01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:05,052 You know that they say That clumsiness is linked To your emotions? 956 01:01:05,096 --> 01:01:08,229 Oh, is that right? 957 01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:16,324 You'll allow me to take that As a second compliment. 958 01:01:20,459 --> 01:01:23,723 In the absence of any Conversation, that is. 959 01:02:14,513 --> 01:02:17,995 Wow, This is great. 960 01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:21,738 In my apartment, I'd have To walk up 16 stories. 961 01:02:21,781 --> 01:02:24,175 The elevator works okay, But it's strictly For drug deals... 962 01:02:24,218 --> 01:02:26,046 And contract fellatio. 963 01:02:45,936 --> 01:02:47,198 Oh, it's all right.I'll get the door. 964 01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:52,116 Go ahead.Um... F-follow me. 965 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,905 [ exhales sharply ] 966 01:03:02,474 --> 01:03:06,565 [ clears throat ] If you want to make Yourself... Comfy, 967 01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:12,092 I'll make us... Some tea.[ phone ringing ] 968 01:03:12,136 --> 01:03:14,703 Yum.[ ringing continues ] 969 01:03:14,747 --> 01:03:16,618 I'll be right back.Okay. 970 01:03:16,662 --> 01:03:19,012 [ ringing continues ] 971 01:03:20,144 --> 01:03:22,929 Hello?[ daniel ] It's me. 972 01:03:22,973 --> 01:03:26,367 [ softly ] Daniel... This isn't A good time. 973 01:03:26,411 --> 01:03:30,023 You're right. It's a terrible time. I'm 33 years old, 974 01:03:30,067 --> 01:03:32,721 And I feel like A jilted teenager. 975 01:03:32,765 --> 01:03:35,855 I've bunkered up On a diet of chocolate... 976 01:03:35,899 --> 01:03:40,077 And afternoon television And books. 977 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,079 Books that I don't evenunderstand. 978 01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:43,994 Daniel, this really isn't-- 979 01:03:44,037 --> 01:03:48,172 Laurence, I hurt in places I didn't know existed. 980 01:03:48,215 --> 01:03:50,783 Daniel, I said This isn't a good time. 981 01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:53,438 [ dial tone ]Laurence? 982 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,927 These foryour card playing? 983 01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:06,712 Yeah.I thought you saidyou had no talent. 984 01:04:06,755 --> 01:04:08,801 I don't.Then why does it haveyour name on it? 985 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:11,151 My partner Did all the work.Your partner? 986 01:04:11,195 --> 01:04:14,154 Hmm. He really Could read people. 987 01:04:14,198 --> 01:04:17,244 Oh, come on,you can do that.I'm sorry? 988 01:04:17,288 --> 01:04:20,900 Well, if someone'stelling the truthor if they're lying, 989 01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:23,294 You know, you can learnhow to read the signs. 990 01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:28,299 Like right now, you're stillupset about something.Oh, really? 991 01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:34,218 [ sighs ] 992 01:04:34,261 --> 01:04:36,176 Are these yours?Hmm? 993 01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:38,091 They're good. 994 01:04:40,224 --> 01:04:43,140 I just paid you a compliment.You could smile a little. 995 01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:45,098 Thank you. 996 01:04:46,273 --> 01:04:48,623 Whatever it is that'sso important, just say it. 997 01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:51,670 You've been like this ever sincewe ran into one another. 998 01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:53,193 No, I haven't.Then why are youlooking at me like that? 999 01:04:53,237 --> 01:04:56,588 [ phone ringing ]Because I-- 1000 01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:58,590 You--because what? 1001 01:04:58,633 --> 01:05:00,984 [ ringing continues ]Because-- 1002 01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:04,901 [ ringing continues ]Will you excuse me? 1003 01:05:04,944 --> 01:05:08,382 Sure.[ ringing continues ] 1004 01:05:09,688 --> 01:05:11,864 [ continues Ringing ]Yes? 1005 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:17,000 [ frank ]I give up, you know?I no longer understand women. 1006 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:19,524 Frank, This isn't a good time. 1007 01:05:19,567 --> 01:05:23,049 Yeah, yeah.It's a bloody terrible time. 1008 01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:26,052 Well, we were At the gallery, You know. 1009 01:05:26,096 --> 01:05:28,054 She was eating Out of my hand. 1010 01:05:28,098 --> 01:05:30,143 All of a sudden she just, Just like that, 1011 01:05:30,187 --> 01:05:34,017 She just disappears On the way back to daniel.To daniel? 1012 01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:37,716 Yeah. Oh, well, she had Her heart set on him All along, didn't she? 1013 01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:41,285 I mean, I gave it my best shot, But credit to him. 1014 01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:43,156 He's got her Well and truly. 1015 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,202 [ sighs ] Daniel. 1016 01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:48,074 Well, she told me herself, You know. 1017 01:05:48,118 --> 01:05:50,990 She met him at the airport, Didn't she? 1018 01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:53,950 [ imitating martha ] The moment she saw him, She knew. 1019 01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:57,649 Something about his Little brown jacket And khaki trousers. 1020 01:05:57,692 --> 01:06:00,260 I didn't know He wore khaki trousers. 1021 01:06:01,653 --> 01:06:03,350 Florence? 1022 01:06:03,394 --> 01:06:08,486 Laurence? Laurence? Oh, don't get-- [ disconnects line ] 1023 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:41,084 Everything okay? 1024 01:06:43,216 --> 01:06:46,872 Everything's fine. You just relax. 1025 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,981 Mummy, mummy. 1026 01:07:54,244 --> 01:07:56,333 Mummy, martha! 1027 01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:27,277 [ groans ] 1028 01:08:29,627 --> 01:08:31,237 [ groaning ] 1029 01:08:34,458 --> 01:08:36,634 [ groans ] 1030 01:08:58,917 --> 01:09:02,181 [ distant siren blaring ] 1031 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:43,527 [ door closing ] 1032 01:09:54,364 --> 01:09:58,672 Laurence? Laurence? 1033 01:10:06,593 --> 01:10:08,943 Good morning.Good morning. 1034 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:17,865 Tea time. 1035 01:10:25,133 --> 01:10:29,486 [ laurence ]Are you going to ask mequestions or do I just talk? 1036 01:10:29,529 --> 01:10:31,444 [ sighs ] 1037 01:10:31,488 --> 01:10:34,360 I want to talk about love, 1038 01:10:34,404 --> 01:10:37,145 Friendship and deceit. 1039 01:10:37,189 --> 01:10:40,192 I want to talk about the factthat up until three days ago, 1040 01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:42,847 There were three people,friends, best friends-- 1041 01:10:44,718 --> 01:10:47,068 Oh, my god. 1042 01:10:51,899 --> 01:10:53,292 Do you know anyonein london?Mm-mm. 1043 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:58,254 I'm martha, by the way.[ chuckling ] I know. 1044 01:10:59,342 --> 01:11:02,301 - would you take it? - probably not. 1045 01:11:03,868 --> 01:11:05,826 Hmm. 1046 01:11:08,394 --> 01:11:10,962 When I found out danielhad been in minneapolis, 1047 01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:13,094 I decided To meet his flight. 1048 01:11:13,138 --> 01:11:15,183 [ laurence ]It was a disaster that night.I didn't sleep at all. 1049 01:11:15,227 --> 01:11:17,185 Surprise, surprise.No, I think it was hot. 1050 01:11:17,229 --> 01:11:20,145 Hot?You was angry.I was. 1051 01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:26,107 Which brings us Up to date. 1052 01:11:31,243 --> 01:11:33,201 You have a decision to make. 1053 01:11:33,245 --> 01:11:35,900 [ sighs ] Yes. 1054 01:11:35,943 --> 01:11:37,945 Lifelong friends On one side, 1055 01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:40,383 A woman on the other. 1056 01:11:40,426 --> 01:11:42,689 Perhaps the closest friends You'll ever have. 1057 01:11:42,733 --> 01:11:46,258 Buddies through Thick and thin. What's the problem? 1058 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:50,175 Bearing in mind There's no such thing As a difficult decision. 1059 01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:53,134 [ sighs ] I'm sorry? 1060 01:11:53,178 --> 01:11:56,877 Well, every day we make hundredsof thousands of decisions. 1061 01:11:56,921 --> 01:11:59,924 In a year, They run into Tens of millions. 1062 01:11:59,967 --> 01:12:02,013 People get themselves Into knots. 1063 01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:07,975 The truth is, Decisions are easy. You know why? 1064 01:12:08,019 --> 01:12:10,456 Because every time, Every time, 1065 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:13,546 We already know The answers.You think? 1066 01:12:13,590 --> 01:12:16,419 Absolutely. Trade secret. I always tell my boys. 1067 01:12:16,462 --> 01:12:20,901 Oh. You see, you didn't Come to see me To make a decision. 1068 01:12:20,945 --> 01:12:24,296 You came to me because you Didn't like the decision You'd already made. 1069 01:12:26,254 --> 01:12:30,041 [ clock beeping ] 1070 01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:32,043 [ continues Beeping ]Sorry, laurence. 1071 01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:34,741 Time's up.[ continues Beeping ] 1072 01:12:34,785 --> 01:12:36,743 [ turns off alarm ] 1073 01:12:41,139 --> 01:12:43,141 Thank you, thank you very much.I feel so good. 1074 01:12:43,184 --> 01:12:45,273 So do I.Well, I'm always here. 1075 01:12:45,317 --> 01:12:48,799 I'm sorryfor waking you.No, it's a pleasure. 1076 01:12:48,842 --> 01:12:52,933 It's funny.There's a psychiatristliving next door to me, 1077 01:12:52,977 --> 01:12:55,719 And you choseto talk to me. 1078 01:12:55,762 --> 01:12:58,199 And I'm flattered. 1079 01:13:00,419 --> 01:13:02,639 It's been a pleasuremeeting you, laurence. 1080 01:13:02,682 --> 01:13:05,337 [ sighs ] You're-you're not-- 1081 01:13:07,165 --> 01:13:09,297 Well, what line Of work are you in, 1082 01:13:09,341 --> 01:13:11,299 Just out Of interest?Construction. 1083 01:13:11,343 --> 01:13:13,389 Construction?Mmm. 1084 01:13:15,303 --> 01:13:17,654 You take care. 1085 01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:19,656 Thank you. 1086 01:13:23,355 --> 01:13:25,401 [ door closes ] 1087 01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:35,106 Martha? 1088 01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:39,415 Martha. 1089 01:13:41,634 --> 01:13:45,116 [ martha ]Breakfast.Flower market cafe in square. 1090 01:14:07,225 --> 01:14:09,183 Excuse me.Oh, my god. 1091 01:14:19,193 --> 01:14:22,022 [ daniel ] Funny. [ frank laughing ] 1092 01:14:22,066 --> 01:14:24,285 Florence? Oh, what the hell Is going on? 1093 01:14:24,329 --> 01:14:26,810 What the hell Is he doing here?Would you please go away? 1094 01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:29,465 [ frank ] We've been set up.[ daniel ] What are youdoing here? I see-- 1095 01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:31,989 [ frank laughing ] 1096 01:14:35,906 --> 01:14:38,386 [ continues laughing ] Very funny, Very funny. 1097 01:14:38,430 --> 01:14:42,129 [ frank, daniel laughing, talking ] 1098 01:14:42,173 --> 01:14:43,740 [ laughing, louder ] 1099 01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:47,134 [ daniel ]You both piss off.Frank, what are you on? 1100 01:14:47,178 --> 01:14:49,354 I'd really like some. 1101 01:14:49,397 --> 01:14:52,357 [ continues laughing ]Completely hilarious.Please go now. 1102 01:14:54,577 --> 01:14:56,927 This is pretty funny, huh? 1103 01:14:56,970 --> 01:14:58,972 [ mock laugh ]Hilarious. 1104 01:14:59,016 --> 01:15:03,542 Listen, um, before I take off,I just need to know. Does thishappen all the time? 1105 01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:05,979 No, no, no, no.No, no, no, no, no.These male clubs... 1106 01:15:06,023 --> 01:15:08,634 Where guys pick up a girland they set her up and theymake her fall in love, 1107 01:15:08,678 --> 01:15:10,636 And then they rip the rug outfrom underneath her feet. 1108 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:13,117 Does this happen all the time,or have I just been reallyunlucky? 1109 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:16,860 - oh, no, no, I-I can explain.- frank, shut up! 1110 01:15:16,903 --> 01:15:19,950 What could youpossibly explain to me? 1111 01:15:19,993 --> 01:15:23,040 See, I'm a little bit olderthan six. 1112 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:26,260 The only people interestedin you are six-year-old girls.Sorry. 1113 01:15:26,304 --> 01:15:31,788 Martha, martha, Listen to me--daniel, uh-uh. Please. 1114 01:15:31,831 --> 01:15:36,009 You're a sweet, little man... 1115 01:15:36,053 --> 01:15:38,577 But a hundred bucks says thatyou took down those books... 1116 01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:41,232 And you put 'emright back up without readinga single one of them. 1117 01:15:41,275 --> 01:15:43,234 Am I right?My books? 1118 01:15:43,277 --> 01:15:44,627 Yeah.Actually, I did do that. 1119 01:15:44,670 --> 01:15:47,020 Uh-huh.Yes. 1120 01:15:47,064 --> 01:15:49,370 You see, maybe it's me. 1121 01:15:49,414 --> 01:15:51,721 I mean, I thought thatthis would be different,you know? 1122 01:15:54,245 --> 01:15:58,118 But if you think that this Is gonna get me down, You're wrong. 1123 01:15:58,162 --> 01:16:02,209 Because I'm tough, you know? 1124 01:16:02,253 --> 01:16:05,648 I've made a decision. 1125 01:16:05,691 --> 01:16:09,782 I've changed my life;something none of you havethe courage to do, none of you. 1126 01:16:13,656 --> 01:16:16,136 Are you just gonna stand there?Do you have anythingto say to me? 1127 01:16:18,269 --> 01:16:21,315 Yeah, well, I can explain, If you give me the time.No, ignore him. 1128 01:16:21,359 --> 01:16:23,317 I don't know who he is. I actually don't Understand why any-- 1129 01:16:23,361 --> 01:16:26,146 [ daniel, frank chattering ]Don't freeze on me. 1130 01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:29,585 Don't freeze on me now,please. 1131 01:16:29,628 --> 01:16:32,065 Please don't. 1132 01:16:32,109 --> 01:16:37,114 [ daniel, frank continue chattering ] 1133 01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:39,638 Frank, shut up! Shut up!Don't tell me to shut up! 1134 01:16:39,682 --> 01:16:41,640 You are so arrogant!What the hellare you doing? 1135 01:16:41,684 --> 01:16:44,208 Wait.[ daniel, frank arguing ] 1136 01:16:44,251 --> 01:16:47,515 You tosser. Martha!Keep out of it! 1137 01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:49,648 [ daniel ] Oh, bloody hell! [ frank ] It's between us, okay? 1138 01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:51,345 Laurence, I'm sorry, mate.I wasn't-- 1139 01:16:51,389 --> 01:16:53,304 [ groaning ] 1140 01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:55,611 Don't push me! 1141 01:16:57,917 --> 01:17:00,659 Don't push me. Don't push me.You see? You see? 1142 01:17:00,703 --> 01:17:03,053 You'll regret it. Yeah, what are you Gonna do about it? 1143 01:17:03,096 --> 01:17:05,142 Ow!That was my arm! 1144 01:17:07,405 --> 01:17:10,190 Ow!Like it? Like it? See, it hurts, yeah. 1145 01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:16,153 Stop! My eye, my eye!My eye!Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. 1146 01:17:16,196 --> 01:17:18,155 [ groaning ] 1147 01:17:20,548 --> 01:17:22,812 [ frank, daniel fighting, siren approaching ] 1148 01:17:22,855 --> 01:17:27,120 [ frank ] Hey, like that,do you? [ daniel ] You! Ow! 1149 01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:34,084 [ typing ] 1150 01:17:34,127 --> 01:17:37,174 Sir?The first flight anywherefor £99. 1151 01:17:37,217 --> 01:17:39,742 I beg your pardon?You heard what I said. 1152 01:17:39,785 --> 01:17:42,179 Do you have a date in mind For your return? 1153 01:17:42,222 --> 01:17:44,572 No return.I beg your pardon? 1154 01:17:44,616 --> 01:17:48,011 I'm not coming back.One way. Thank you. 1155 01:17:48,054 --> 01:17:51,144 Because there comes a pointwhen you find the one person...[ typing ] 1156 01:17:51,188 --> 01:17:55,192 The one thing That ever mattered--[ continues typing ] 1157 01:17:55,235 --> 01:17:57,194 Oh, damn it! 1158 01:17:57,237 --> 01:18:01,502 Instead of holding it tightand recognizing it... 1159 01:18:01,546 --> 01:18:05,028 For the priceless, Most beautiful... 1160 01:18:05,071 --> 01:18:08,161 Precious giftit is.[ continues typing ] 1161 01:18:08,205 --> 01:18:13,645 [ roars ]Instead of having the courage... 1162 01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:17,170 You do what you've doneall your life, all your life! 1163 01:18:17,214 --> 01:18:19,172 You freeze. Freeze! 1164 01:18:19,216 --> 01:18:21,566 So the truth iswhatever name... 1165 01:18:21,609 --> 01:18:25,352 You pull out of that hat,things will be a whole lotbetter there than they are here. 1166 01:18:25,396 --> 01:18:28,442 - reykjavik. - I'm sorry? 1167 01:18:28,486 --> 01:18:32,272 Capital of iceland, sir. Some attractive features, I'm told. 1168 01:18:32,316 --> 01:18:35,885 Four hundred miles Of iceberg, Longhaired sheep... 1169 01:18:35,928 --> 01:18:38,844 And twenty hours Of darkness a day. 1170 01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:41,847 Your flight leaves At 2200 hours. 1171 01:18:41,891 --> 01:18:43,893 Reykjavik? 1172 01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:48,375 First flight anywhere, £99. 1173 01:18:50,987 --> 01:18:53,206 Thank you. 1174 01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:55,600 [ door closes ]Have you made a decision yet,madam? 1175 01:19:02,563 --> 01:19:06,089 ♪ I've been here before 1176 01:19:06,132 --> 01:19:08,831 ♪ it ain't gonna work no more 1177 01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:10,833 [ frank ]Deny to me-- 1178 01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:15,359 Deny that it felt good.♪♪ [ continues ] 1179 01:19:17,317 --> 01:19:19,276 It felt good. 1180 01:19:19,319 --> 01:19:22,453 [ laughing ]It felt bloody magnificent. 1181 01:19:22,496 --> 01:19:26,413 I feel like I've become a memberof some historic male club,you know? 1182 01:19:26,457 --> 01:19:30,809 This is how women feel When they give birth. 1183 01:19:30,853 --> 01:19:33,725 [ laughs ]Yeah. Yeah, exceptfor the hands probably. 1184 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:36,336 Yeah, why don't they tell You it hurts your hands? I never knew that. 1185 01:19:41,037 --> 01:19:45,128 Come on.I still can't work outwhat he was doing there. 1186 01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:47,130 Who, laurence?Yeah. 1187 01:19:47,173 --> 01:19:50,307 Standing therewith those flowers.What were they, peonies? 1188 01:19:50,350 --> 01:19:52,309 [ daniel ] He probably got them For his flat. 1189 01:19:52,352 --> 01:19:55,965 [ laughs ]Yeah, he probably got themto stick in his bridge trophies. 1190 01:19:56,008 --> 01:19:58,228 Can you imagine If he was there To meet her? 1191 01:19:58,271 --> 01:20:01,187 [ laughing ][ laughing ] 1192 01:20:04,190 --> 01:20:06,410 Excuse me, excuse me,a moment, sir. 1193 01:20:06,453 --> 01:20:09,892 You're the 100,000th passengerto fly on this airline... 1194 01:20:09,935 --> 01:20:12,764 This year.Right. 1195 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,766 And to mark the occasion,the airline... 1196 01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:17,900 Would like to fly youfirst-class."First-class"? 1197 01:20:17,943 --> 01:20:19,902 Would you like Another drink?Thank you. 1198 01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:21,991 [ attendant ] Here we go, sir, First-class. 1199 01:20:22,034 --> 01:20:24,297 Here's your seat down here.[ attendant 1200 01:20:24,341 --> 01:20:26,647 You're sure This is, um--yes, yes. 1201 01:20:31,043 --> 01:20:33,176 [ sighs ] 1202 01:20:35,047 --> 01:20:37,267 Iceland, huh? 1203 01:20:46,145 --> 01:20:53,196 ♪♪ 1204 01:21:05,599 --> 01:21:08,689 [ martha chuckling ]London and amsterdam?That's like, not even-- 1205 01:21:08,733 --> 01:21:11,127 [ laurence ] Forty minutes, I know. He didn't recommend it. 1206 01:21:11,170 --> 01:21:14,173 Well, we have all the timein the world. 1207 01:21:21,702 --> 01:21:28,448 ♪♪ 1208 01:21:28,492 --> 01:21:32,365 ♪ I don't know what it is that makes me love you so ♪ 1209 01:21:32,409 --> 01:21:35,934 ♪ I only know I never want to let you go ♪ 1210 01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:39,677 ♪ 'cause you started something oh, can't you see ♪ 1211 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:43,115 ♪ that ever since we met you've had a hold on me ♪ 1212 01:21:43,159 --> 01:21:46,771 ♪ it happens to be true 1213 01:21:46,814 --> 01:21:50,557 ♪ I only want to be with you ♪ 1214 01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:54,779 ♪ it doesn't matter where you go or what you do ♪ 1215 01:21:54,822 --> 01:21:57,956 ♪ I want to spend each moment of the day with you ♪ 1216 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:01,046 ♪ oh, look what has happened with just one kiss ♪ 1217 01:22:01,090 --> 01:22:05,355 ♪ I never knew that I could be in love like this ♪ 1218 01:22:05,398 --> 01:22:08,836 ♪ it's crazy, but it's true 1219 01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:11,622 ♪ I only want to be with you ♪ 1220 01:22:12,884 --> 01:22:15,887 ♪ you stopped and smiled at me ♪ 1221 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:19,412 ♪ asked if I cared to dance 1222 01:22:19,456 --> 01:22:23,025 ♪ I fell into your open arms ♪ 1223 01:22:23,068 --> 01:22:25,636 ♪ and I didn't stand a chance ♪ 1224 01:22:25,679 --> 01:22:27,246 ♪ now, listen, honey 1225 01:22:27,290 --> 01:22:30,380 ♪ I just want to be beside you everywhere ♪ 1226 01:22:30,423 --> 01:22:33,992 ♪ as long as we're together, honey, I don't care ♪ 1227 01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:37,256 ♪ 'cause you started something oh, can't you see ♪ 1228 01:22:37,300 --> 01:22:41,130 ♪ that ever since we met you've had a hold on me ♪ 1229 01:22:41,173 --> 01:22:44,742 ♪ no matter what you do 1230 01:22:44,785 --> 01:22:48,311 ♪ I only want to be with you ♪ 1231 01:23:09,723 --> 01:23:13,727 ♪ oh, you stopped and smiled at me ♪ 1232 01:23:13,771 --> 01:23:17,253 ♪ asked if I'd care to dance 1233 01:23:17,296 --> 01:23:21,039 ♪ I fell into your open arms 1234 01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:23,607 ♪ I didn't stand a chance 1235 01:23:23,650 --> 01:23:25,043 ♪ now hear me, honey 1236 01:23:25,087 --> 01:23:28,307 ♪ I just want to be beside youeverywhere ♪ 1237 01:23:28,351 --> 01:23:32,050 ♪ as long as we're together, honey, I don't care ♪ 1238 01:23:32,094 --> 01:23:35,140 ♪ 'cause you started something oh, can't you see ♪ 1239 01:23:35,184 --> 01:23:39,101 ♪ that ever since we met you've had a hold on me ♪ 1240 01:23:39,144 --> 01:23:42,539 ♪ no matter what you do 1241 01:23:42,582 --> 01:23:45,759 ♪ I only want to be with you 1242 01:23:45,803 --> 01:23:49,807 ♪ I said no matter, no matter what you do ♪ 1243 01:23:49,850 --> 01:23:54,377 ♪ I only want to be with you ♪♪ 1244 01:23:57,032 --> 01:24:00,209 ♪ it's fools like us 1245 01:24:00,252 --> 01:24:03,125 ♪ always fooled 1246 01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:06,911 ♪ by the bright side of life 1247 01:24:06,954 --> 01:24:10,132 ♪ life on the cool 1248 01:24:10,175 --> 01:24:13,657 ♪ how does it turn 1249 01:24:13,700 --> 01:24:16,660 ♪ how does it turn 1250 01:24:16,703 --> 01:24:20,229 ♪ into dying embers 1251 01:24:20,272 --> 01:24:22,448 ♪ from a love that burned 1252 01:24:23,884 --> 01:24:27,192 ♪ on its way to your heart somehow ♪ 1253 01:24:27,236 --> 01:24:30,500 ♪ on its way to your heart somehow ♪ 1254 01:24:30,543 --> 01:24:34,721 ♪ on its way to your heart somehow ♪ 1255 01:24:37,246 --> 01:24:40,118 ♪ fallen again 1256 01:24:40,162 --> 01:24:42,425 ♪ a shining star 1257 01:24:43,904 --> 01:24:47,038 ♪ from out of your heaven 1258 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:50,520 ♪ and into my heart 1259 01:24:50,563 --> 01:24:54,045 ♪ ribbons and chains 1260 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:58,089 ♪ ribbons and chains ♪